Clarence the ridiculous clown

Clarence the ridiculous clown Always was the laughingstock in town. But then Clarence fell Down a deep, deep well And after that everyone wore a frown.

A girl named Miss Muffet

There was a girl named Miss Muffet, Who kept on eating her buffet. But then down came a spider Who drank all her cider And also ate her freshly cooked mullet.

A foolish girl called Jane

A foolish girl called Jane Was once stuck in the drain. An old man was accused of murder And said he, while holding a girder, “I’ll be thinking she was very insane!”